Three things things the Giants should NOT do after 13-31 loss to Bengals
Every Sunday, I wake up, pour my cereal, and then get suited up for two things.
1. My own football game. Currently, we are in our league’s finals. A lot of hard work has been put into our game.
2. The New York Giants losing or winning epically.
Being a rabid g-men fan, I can, at least, expect a ton of heart-wrenching moments when Eli Manning launches a bomb down field. It’s great when Cruz catches for a touchdown. It sucks when Clements snatches an interception.
After losing two straight, fans will be running in circles and wondering what G-men should do after being embarrassed for a second time.
I say let’s look at what the Giants shouldn’t do.
1. Bench Eli Manning for Kurt Warner.
How many picks has Eli thrown this season? Like 300? It’s time to teach him a lesson, Andy Reid style. Kick him to the bench and let’s get a real QB here.
And no, I do NOT mean that other QB the Giants have… what’s his name, David Carr. No… HELL no. He would wet his pants he sees the less then spectacular offensive line the giants have.
No, I’d like myself some Kurt Warner.
Haven’t heard of him? Neither had I, until I watched some NFL network. He was new and supposedly he was a famous QB, back in the 2000′s. So I researched him and it turned out he used to be a Giants QB, but was bench for Eli.
He won a Superbowl though, back in the ancient times, and had a comeback with the Arizona Cardinals in 09.
But the real reason I think the Giants should get Kurt Warner is how he sees what no one else sees. He understands how bad Eli is and says it.
Apparently, when Eli won the Superbowl last year, and everybody was saying how it was pretty clear Eli could be in the hall of fame, Kurt Warner said publicly that he should definitely not be considered. He continued to have a hate on Eli, but it’s clear he saw something everyone didn’t.
So, if he knows what Eli did wrong, obviously he knows why Eli sucks so much. Kurt can perform in a way Eli can’t. Only Kurt knows the secret about Eli’s terrible flaw. You know… the one that sacrifices Superbowls and close games. Right?
2. Release Victor Cruz
Cruz sucks again. In the first game of the season, he dropped a bunch of throws and the Cowboys won against the giants. Is it a coincidence that the Giants are losing when Cruz isn’t cruzing? (Pun intended)
No. Eli Manning, as stated, is just plain terrible. Victor Cruz, is the lifeline of the offense, and when he sucks, the offense sucks. So, if I was Jerry Reese, I’d kick Cruz’s butt to the curb. Release him.
Why? Cut the cancerous veins in a human and they are going to grow back healthier then before. Right? Right?
Cut him, and then hire Terrel Owens. Why? Because it’s only logical. Duh!
3. Trade Coughlin for Reid.
I am sick and tired of mid season collapses. I could care less what happens in playoffs. It’s mid season when I am bored and it isn’t Christmas. So let’s bring in a guy who can make mid season greatness happen. Let’s trade coaches with the Eagles.
I don’t know if you are even allowed to trade coaches, but let’s make it happen. Andy Reid is such a great coach. And everyone in Philly takes him for granted.
Okay, so he’s had bad teams the last few years. That’s on Vick. Let him bring in all the free agents and throw out all the sucky players, like Eli, Cruz, Nicks, Bradshaw, Tuck, and Rolle.
BECAUSE IT’S ONLY LOGICAL!